Hetalia Kink Meme - Prussia

I tried to do the meme, but I'm not a very kinky person, I've discovered. I think I'm one of the few people who think that clothes off doesn't equal sexy. It must be all those lard tubs with muffin tops spilling out from under their belly tops and over their short shorts, like lava from a crack in the earth.

I heart Gilbert; he's such a cutie pie, even though he makes really disgusting sounds very often. If you look up his 10 minute challenges on various video sharing sites, you can listen to his nasty smoker cough, his beer chug sound, his annoying laugh, his gasp of surprise, and other weird noises.